The Zap - the site the Chinese government is currently using as its home page

Wednesday, March 21, 2007

I saw a blind man today

I thought he was divining for water.

Tuesday, March 20, 2007

I went to the doctor's today

"Are you keeping your suicidal thoughts under control?"
"Well I haven't killed myself."

Thursday, March 15, 2007

Elle, Elle, Elle

Do I know someone called Elle? I don't think so. Hi Elle!