People who talk in French FUCKING PISS ME OFF

Especially French people. Now here is a post I found on a Facebook group's wall:

Nick: im pregnant
Ken: whos the father?
Nick: you are
Ken: but i used a condom
Nick: i emptied it into myself

Also, a tramp approached me asking for money the other day. I offered him 2p. He told me to fuck off. So much for beggars can't be fucking choosers.

STOP LISTENING TO FUCKING CHRISTMAS SONGS - IT'S NOT FUCKING CHRISTMAS YET

Cunts.