I played chicken today

On the River Island staircase in Harrow. (Well, yesterday. Who goes to River Island between 12 and 1:45am? It's not even open.) I was going up, this girl (probably about 8) was coming down on the same side, we both had a hand on the handrail, and I just gave her this look that said "Don't fucking test me, bitch." She let go and moved over to the other side.