The Zap - the site the Chinese government is currently using as its home page

Monday, December 19, 2005

1) Go on murderous rampage.
2) Get arrested.
3) Kill self.

Why should I care? I'd be dead :|

By Adam, at 9:45 pm
Did you get into Oxford, by the way?

By Anonymous, at 12:46 am
Aha. Good one.

By Adam, at 12:56 am
I would care, lots. and lots. and lots. :(

By Anonymous, at 9:11 pm
Kill ots of people...Make sure you do it good thou else it will all be forgotten rather quickly. Murder Tony Blair, Geroge Bush in fact the entire G8 summit with a teapoon in the throat? Of course you also gotta kill yaself in style. You can get some weapons grade plutonium from the russians so you could blo yself up nuclear styleeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! That would be a quality way to die

By Anonymous, at 3:58 pm
Can i join you? You can kill yourself instead i will run away to mexico.

By Anonymous, at 6:53 pm
Kill me. I have a headache.

By Anonymous, at 10:54 pm
the police might read this though, so after you're arrested it'll be harder to complete the plan. unless they want you dead.

By Anonymous, at 2:35 am
LAWL at Cate!

By Anonymous, at 3:58 pm