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Friday, March 10, 2006

Anbesol

On the box it says it's for "rapid relief from mouth ulcers", yet under 'possible side-effects' it lists "mouth ulcers". So you put it on a mouth ulcer you already have, and it gets rid of it nicely, but then, because of the Anbesol, you develop another ulcer where the old one used to be. Do you put more Anbesol on it, or will that just make it worse? Is an Anbesol induced mouth ulcer different to any other one? Do you just have to leave it to go away on its own? Because if that's the case, WHAT THE FUCK WAS THE POINT OF USING THE FUCKING ANBESOL IN THE FIRST PLACE?!

6 Comments:

  • The funniest ad I've seen is one for a sleeping pill - called Lunesta, I think. When they have the woman at the end talking really quickly, they list all the side effects, and end with, "May cause sleepiness."

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 2:56 am  

  • Bonjela all the way.

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 8:24 pm  

  • they thought i was faking insomnia, so they told me they were giving me sleeping pills, but they were only sugar pills. to this day i can not sleep.

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 11:24 pm  

  • ulcers are fun :D

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 3:09 pm  

  • awwww you're so cute!

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 3:22 pm  

  • Awwwwww I love you Zapsta... You're so sweet... <3

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    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 12:13 am  

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